bruh so hyped he turned into an oddish
I made a series for Cracked about an astronaut video chatting with an elementary school class while slowly going insane. It’s called Dispatches from Goddamn Space and if you watched it, thank you! If you haven’t seen it yet and think that might be something you’d enjoy, you can watch all the episodes here (they are very short if that sweetens the deal for anyone). I’m very proud of it and I hope you’ll share it if you like it…or if you hate it. Hate sharing is OK too, though obviously less ideal.
This series is awesome!
EVERYONE PUT THIS GIF ON YOUR BLOG IMMEDIATLY IT WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE VIRUS!!
Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.
Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.
There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!
oh my god
bitch that’s the tubby custard machine
OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING
"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"
10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.